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If you’re smart enough to want to hire me to come to your birthday party and/or private event, pretend to be a regular guest and heap praise on your striking good looks, storytelling capabilities, or tell some other lies of your choosing, I can be contacted thusly:

Via email: gwolinetz@gmail.com

Via snail mail:

ZOOM
P.O. Box 350
Boston, MA 02134

Via smoke signal: halfway up the hill, three short clouds, followed by one long cloud

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