Writing Samples

I have appeared in print and on the InterWeb in numerous places. So many, in fact, that it would take the collective memory of the Monkees to find them all. Since Peter Tork is currently not talking to Micky Dolenz, Davy Jones and Michael Nesmith, the below list only represents my contribution in part to the collective dumbing down of America. Enjoy.

Yankee Pot Roast

Numerous Dates (as co-founder of Y.P.R., I've got numerous fiction pieces published there): Check Here For A Good Start

The Black Table

January 15, 2004: Raise Your Hand If You're Hiding A Damp Sweaty Secret

April 21, 2004: Oldies Radio Marooned On Gilligan's Island

September 22, 2004: What Would Jesus Do, If He Were In The Voting Booth?

October 18, 2004: Incoming!

May 2, 2005: Incoming!

August 1, 2005: Incoming!

August 18, 2005: They're Puttin' On The Foil! What's New In Pro Hockey

December 5, 2005: Incoming!

Cracked Online

Date Unknown: A Golfer Rings Steven Seagal's Doorbell

Date Unknown: CRACKED Reviews Wedding Crashers Uncorked

Date Unknown: In Defense of Sylvia Johnson

Date Unknown: Quiet Down Now, Class

Eyeshot

September 26, 2003: Not So Smart Young Man

Flak Magazine

August 11, 2003: A Matter of Respect

McSweeney's

August 29, 2003: An Open Letter To The Panda Handler At The Zoo