Friday, November 14, 2008
For Sale By Owner
One television with a recent bullet hole in the screen prompted by the Jets' late 4th quarter performance last night.

$5 OBO.

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Monday, February 4, 2008
I've Been Laughing For 12 Hours
My five favorite things about Super Bowl XLII:

1. This article. Heh heh.

2. Junior Seau and Randy Moss being denied their first championship ring. Particularly Seau, who I absolutely cannot stand and couldn't get enough of the pictures of him on the sideline, dejected, as he realizes his 18-year career means dick without his championship ring.

3. This shirt.

4. The $750 that I won because the Giants win made the money line payout at 4 1/2 to 1, plus the practically gimme bet of the Giants +11 1/2 parlayed with the under that paid about 2 1/2 to 1.

5. All being right with the world as a Boston team choked down the stretch.

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18-1
Friday, February 1, 2008
Asante Samuel Runs Like A Girl
A girl in a dress.

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Bill Belichick's Personal Life Is In General Disarray
And his socks look filthy.

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Thursday, January 31, 2008
Tedy Bruschi Has A Borderline Criminal Obsession With Hummel Figurines
And he won't play with anyone else. He only plays with himself.

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Tom Brady Has A Tiny Pecker
I've decided that for each of the next 4 days (until the Super Bowl) that I'm going to put up a minimum of two posts a day that takes a completely unwarranted shot at someone on the New England Patriots.

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