The Fall Of Tom Cruise
I know it's really in vogue to make fun of Tom Cruise, but I can't help myself: his new movie looks like a steaming pile of shit.
Not only that, I think it's an insulting ploy to release this film on Christmas Day in an attempt to get as many Jews as possible to see it, since all there is to do is see movies and eat Chinese food, and this one happens to be about someone trying to kill Hitler. Why don't they just release a movie about how to get things wholesale and use guilt to get people to do things for you?
As a Jew, maybe I'm supposed to see and/or like this film because its plot involves an attempt to kill Hitler. But guess what? Since it's based on a true story, I already know the ending, and frankly, going along for the ride with Tom Cruise just doesn't seem that appealing to me. How ridiculous does that man look with an eye patch? At what point does this guy stop making $25MM a film? What's it going to take? A letter writing campaign? Full page ad in the New York Times? Just let me know what to do and I'll do it.
Not only that, I think it's an insulting ploy to release this film on Christmas Day in an attempt to get as many Jews as possible to see it, since all there is to do is see movies and eat Chinese food, and this one happens to be about someone trying to kill Hitler. Why don't they just release a movie about how to get things wholesale and use guilt to get people to do things for you?
As a Jew, maybe I'm supposed to see and/or like this film because its plot involves an attempt to kill Hitler. But guess what? Since it's based on a true story, I already know the ending, and frankly, going along for the ride with Tom Cruise just doesn't seem that appealing to me. How ridiculous does that man look with an eye patch? At what point does this guy stop making $25MM a film? What's it going to take? A letter writing campaign? Full page ad in the New York Times? Just let me know what to do and I'll do it.
Labels: eye patches, movies, Tom Cruise
posted by G.Wo @ 4:37 PM
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