Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Happy New Year And Other Things
It's Rosh Hashanah. If you're celebrating, I hope that God decides to inscribe your name in the Book of Life for the coming year. If you don't celebrate, I hope you burn in eternal Hellfire.

Good stuff from Fareed Zakaria on CNN.com today. He takes a moment to explain (though he shouldn't have to) exactly why Sarah Palin should be sent back to Alaska to resume her duties as part of a completely made up demographic that can only be distinguished from an unfairly judged dog by its lipstick.

Hey, kids, do you like the TV? Holy smokes. Who doesn't? Did you watch the Office program last week? If they're not doing some of the best work on TV, my name ain't Flippy McGee.

All right, enough of this nonsense. I'll be back with some more insignificant babbling shortly.

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Thursday, October 11, 2007
Yes, She's A Bitch, But What A Shayna Punim
Ann Coulter's at it again.

It's pretty obvious that she does this stuff simply for the kind of attention that she gets as a result. It's also obvious that her opinions are so marginalized and her 15 minutes so dangerously close to expired that it's barely even worth mentioning at all. I could go on and on about how horrible the Conservatives are and how they're ruining this fading Republic and how we've had a melting pot for 200 years and it's ridiculous that now they want to single out one religion/language/race as "correct" and give this nation parameters in which we all need to fit. I could also talk about that rambling sentence, and single out three reasons why it's completely confusing. I'm not going to do that.

But why's it always gotta be the Jews? Seriously, can't someone other than the Jews, blacks or gays get the attention for a little while? I would love it if just once I could see Ahmadinejad on the front page of the New York Times talking the infidel Amish or something.

I'll leave the whole thing off with a quote from the new Philip Roth book, Exit Ghost, available at fine retail outlets across this land:

"New York is full of people motivated by 'the spirit of inquiry,' and not all of them ethically up to the job."

(Update: I thought I'd pass a long a couple of interesting links about America's founding fathers and their thoughts on Ms. Coulter's recent comments.)

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