The Three Greatest Days of My Life
(In order)
1. September 2, 2006 - my wedding day. This was the day that a much prettier, cooler and smarter woman decided that she'd allow me to be the only one that has sexual intercourse with her for the rest of her life, barring me doing something to screw that up.
2. June 14, 1994 - New York Rangers win the Stanley Cup. I don't know if my parents know this, but I cut school to go to the victory parade when I was a senior in high school and it remains the best decision that I've ever made.
3. Unknown date, 1986 - Frito-Lay introduces Cool Ranch Doritos
The first two have been that way for a while (essentially since my wedding), but I was on the way back from lunch yesterday, and I realized that the day that Doritos released a brand new flavor of chip is the day that I realized that the world had virtually unlimited possibilities. I mean, holy crap, if they can make a chip that has that kind of delicious tang, what can't they do?
Remember when they had that contest to figure out the mystery Dorito flavor and you could write in and guess for a chance to win some money or prizes? I guessed that it was "cab driver feet" and it turned out to be "cheeseburger." I still think it tasted more like cab driver feet.
1. September 2, 2006 - my wedding day. This was the day that a much prettier, cooler and smarter woman decided that she'd allow me to be the only one that has sexual intercourse with her for the rest of her life, barring me doing something to screw that up.
2. June 14, 1994 - New York Rangers win the Stanley Cup. I don't know if my parents know this, but I cut school to go to the victory parade when I was a senior in high school and it remains the best decision that I've ever made.
3. Unknown date, 1986 - Frito-Lay introduces Cool Ranch Doritos
The first two have been that way for a while (essentially since my wedding), but I was on the way back from lunch yesterday, and I realized that the day that Doritos released a brand new flavor of chip is the day that I realized that the world had virtually unlimited possibilities. I mean, holy crap, if they can make a chip that has that kind of delicious tang, what can't they do?
Remember when they had that contest to figure out the mystery Dorito flavor and you could write in and guess for a chance to win some money or prizes? I guessed that it was "cab driver feet" and it turned out to be "cheeseburger." I still think it tasted more like cab driver feet.
Labels: Doritos, great things
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