Why didn't anyone tell me about this until it was too late to stop it from happening?:

Zooey Deschanel, 29, and Death Cab for Cutie singer Ben Gibbard, 33, tied the knot Saturday night near Seattle, her rep tells PEOPLE.

The couple got engaged last year when Gibbard presented Deschanel with a three-carat diamond and platinum Neil Lane ring, a source told PEOPLE at the time.

A couple of things:

1) I'm sorry, but I don't like the Postal Service record and I don't know why everyone else seems to like it.

2) If I'd known Ben Gibbard looked like such an insufferable douche, I would have sent him letters telling him to stop it (well, *more* letters).

Labels: Ben Gibbard, weddings, Zooey Deschanel