What's the deal with that Dyson guy who makes vacuum cleaners? Why is he so passionate about getting my carpet cleaned? And why do all of the vacuum cleaners look like space age sexual torture devices?

You'd think that with all this ingenuity that they guy might work at doing something useful. I think, as a people, we've conquered floor cleaning. There's not much left to do there. It worked. The vacuum cleans my floor. Move the fuck on already. Why don't you take all of that R&D money and figure out why I still in my entire life have never eaten a good nectarine? How about that?

I don't get this guy at all.

[Update: I figure this whole thing out yesterday. We need to get this guy on the energy crisis. We need him working through alternative energy solutions, figuring out more efficient engines, and eating a lot of corn]

Labels: Dyson, vacuum cleaners