I bumped into a friend of mine in the lobby of my office building this morning, who asked me if I'd watched Medium last night. Because I'd rather jam knitting needles deep into my nostrils to try to tickle my brain than watch this program, my answer was no.

The reason that he asked me was because of this, which I insist that everyone watch immediately and at least five times. Sue Simmons has been doing local news in the New York metro area for as long as I can remember, stretching way back into the 1980s. She always comes off as this very stern woman. This just keeps getting funnier each time that I watch it.

Part of me hopes that she's saying that to a stunned Chuck Scarborough, but I assume she's saying it to someone that brought her coffee with Sweet 'n Low, instead of urine like she asked.

Labels: NBC, Sue Simmons, the word fuck