I'll Take 'Horrible Ideas' For $600, Please, Alex
According to this Fox News story, Jimmy Fallon will be replacing Conan O'Brien when he departs in 2009 to take over hosting duties on the Tonight Show.
Things that I would rather watch at 12:30am in 2009:
1) Craig Ferguson
2) Jimmy Kimmel
3) The guy with the question mark jacket that wants to sell you a book on how to get free money from the government
4) The scene in Syriana where they remove George Clooney's fingernails from his hands with pliers
5) Connie Chung's production of Fiddler on the Roof
6) Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Things that I would rather watch at 12:30am in 2009:
1) Craig Ferguson
2) Jimmy Kimmel
3) The guy with the question mark jacket that wants to sell you a book on how to get free money from the government
4) The scene in Syriana where they remove George Clooney's fingernails from his hands with pliers
5) Connie Chung's production of Fiddler on the Roof
6) Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Labels: Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Fallon, late night
posted by G.Wo @ 10:55 AM
2 Comments:
Things that I would rather watch at 12:30am in 2009:
6) Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
= You would rather watch nothing than Jimmy Fallon.
= There's nothing you'd rather watch than Jimmy Fallon.
= OMG YOU LOVE JIMMY FALLON!!!
Your semantic trickery is making me fall in love with you all over again.
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