Monday, November 26, 2007
Movember
On a lighter subject, I'm currently growing a beard. I haven't shaved the main part of it in 14 days. The reason is that we're having a mustache contest at the office. We're all growing facial hair and then on a designated day, we're going to shave the hair into mustaches and then we'll be judged.

For more information, consult Movember.

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Anyone Want To Go For A Swim?
I know I'm on an environmental jag lately, but I just can't help myself.

From Wired:

A find of dioxin at the bottom of the Saginaw River could be the highest level of such contamination ever discovered in the nation's rivers and lakes, according to a federal scientist involved in cleanup efforts downstream from a Dow Chemical Co. plant.

A crew testing the Saginaw and Tittabawassee rivers discovered the sample, which measured 1.6 million parts of dioxin per trillion of water, The Saginaw News and The Detroit News reported last week. That level is about 20 times higher than any other find recorded in the EPA archives.


In there article, there's an outstanding quote from Dow Chemical's spokesman, John Musser. He says, "We don't believe there's any imminent or significant human health or environmental threat." This demonstrates two things to me:

1) Corporations feel like they can do whatever the fuck they want with ZERO repercussions of any kind from the federal government.

2) Dow Chemical has once again missed the point. It may not have a direct effect, but it certainly will have an effect. And we won't know the depth and breadth of that effect for some time, like say until the fish that feed in that riverbed are consumed by people.

It's getting pretty depressing reading this shit every single day.

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Thursday, November 22, 2007
Back and to the Left
Today is the 44th anniversary of the shooting of President Kennedy in Dallas, TX. Whether you believe in any of the conspiracy theories (or whether you even care aside), it was one of those pivotal moments that this country seems to experience every 15-20 years. And this one was captured on (grainy, nearly unwatchable) 8mm film.

I found this article online compelling and thought it worth sharing.

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Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Global Warming, Schlobal Warming
The IPCC has released its fourth report on Global Warming. This one indicates that the planet and all of humanity are in serious danger if we don't take a hard look at what we're doing to the planet.

The other day on Good Morning, America (bear with me, I'm going somewhere with this) Diane Sawyer sat across from Lou Dobbs and referenced a Wall Street Journal article suggesting that Dobbs was to run for president as an independent, practically giving Dobbs a come-hither stare while doing it. Lou Dobbs semi-blushed and coyly responded that it isn't where his interests lie right now. (Here's a transcript of the conversation and here is the article from the WSJ.) The article in the Journal read, in part:

Friends of Mr. Dobbs say he is seriously contemplating a race for the first time, although it's still unlikely. They spin a scenario under which the acerbic commentator would parachute into the race if Michael Bloomberg, the New York billionaire and favorite of East Coast elites, enters the field as an independent. With Hillary Clinton continuing to score badly in polls in the categories of honesty

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Mr. Bloomberg may well see an opportunity to roil the political waters by entering the race late. If so, Mr. Dobbs then sees a niche for a "fourth-party" candidate who could paint the three other contenders as completely out of touch.


As opposed to Lou Dobbs, that swinging hipster with his finger directly on the pulse of America.

I should put this up front: I couldn't care less whether Lou Dobbs runs for president or not. He's got hair that he wears parted and seems to enjoy wearing suits and those seem to be two of the big qualifications for being president. If the time ever comes that he officially throws his hat in the ring, I'll look at his stances on the various issues and judge him. I'll go out on a limb and suggest he probably supports lower taxes because he has a lot of money (and suits), but his specific stances on the issues are not really relevant. For the purpose of this rant, it's more relevant which issues he thinks are important.

This is the reason Lou Dobbs is a fascinating media figure to me (and not in a good way). He's picked two issues to focus on and basically every show that he does focuses on these same two issues. Uncle Lou thinks Immigration and the War on the Middle Class are the two most important things going on. He gets on TV and postures about them day in and day out. In fact, the interview Sawyer focused almost solely on the U.S.'s illegal immigration issues. He gets all surly about the administration's policies and waxes philosophical about what it's going to take for them to change their minds. He's not alone. Just about every single media person does this. I'm only picking on him because of that ludicrous exchange with Diane Sawyer.

My point (yes, I'm finally there) is this: When Lou Dobbs' Manhattan apartment with the view of the Hudson River is underwater because the Earth's average temperature has ticked up to the point that the glaciers finish their melting and the climate becomes so volatile that hurricanes and typhoons and other significant weather events (to use a TV phrase) are routine and completely destructive, do you think he's going to be upset that he didn't pick Global Warming? Do you think he's going to be even a little contrite about his completely misguided focus when Florida is underwater?

I think this is what our next president should have his or her eyes on, at least a little bit. I'm not saying that everything the IPCC is reporting is correct. I'm not saying that anything they're saying is necessarily correct. What I'm saying is what if it is? What then? Would it really be the worst thing in the world to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels and to find alternative fuels (that aren't ethanol because screw the corn people too)? Would it be horrible to invent engines that burn cleaner or reduce our energy consumption even a little bit? Would that really be so bad?

I don't think it would be. Because at the end of the day, we'd all still be better off. Even if by some chance we weren't the reason that the globe was getting hotter, we'd have helped ourselves get cleaner and more efficient.

Maybe when Lou's running, he'll have changed his focus.

But probably not.

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Gobble, Gobble, Goo. Gobble Gobble Gickel.
Tomorrow, of course, is Thanksgiving.

Sadly, I don't have a crazy, drunk uncle to spice everything up by groping someone or saying something completely inappropriate at the dinner table. I guess I'm getting to the point where I could qualify as that person. Although I have no nieces or nephews, I am crazy and could pretty easily say something horrifying at the dinner table that would bring everything to a standstill. That's probably something to think about. Maybe not this year, but perhaps in coming years.

Anyway, I was called out my my esteemed colleagues, Senores Fins y Senzon, for not posting around these parts lately. I'm a little burned out on the writing, so I took a little break. It didn't help. I'm still burned out, but I've got a few things to share:

1) This has been in the news cycle for a little while, but it's no less disturbing each time that I see or hear about it. I'm mostly numb to the news at this point (because there are so many people busy destroying our planet in a variety of highly entertaining ways), but every once in a while, I'll read a story and be heartbroken, angry, frustrated and disgusted all at once. This is one of those stories.

2) Nirvana: Unplugged in New York was released on DVD yesterday. VH1 Classic ran the original 1993 broadcast last night, which I promptly DVRed and added to my "Save Until Manually Deleted" list, right next to the Best of Tom Hanks on SNL and the episode of Saved By The Bell where Jesse gets hooked on pep pills.

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Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Strike! Strike! Strike!
I haven't mentioned the writer's strike here yet. One quick sentence that basically sums up my opinion: good for them, bad for me. Bad for me because TV shows are going out of production, late night is basically shut down, and if this goes much further, we're talking about no new TV until 2009. This will make my friend Lauren happy because she only watches "unscripted" television programs, like Intervention and the Real Housewives of the O.C. And that's all that will be on TV, so I implore the writers and studios to settle this as soon as possible. There was a good Op-Ed in NY Times yesterday, and if I have a minute to dig up the link, I'll add it here.

However, one positive about the strike is that a lot of shows are taking the opportunity to air a kind of "best-of". This includes the Daily Show, which took the opportunity to air Jon Stewart making John Bolton, the former U.S. Ambassador to the U.N., look like a complete partisan idiot with little to no understanding of history, as Bolton took the opportunity to actually suggest that democratic theory and insulating your presidency to the point of total separation are somehow synonymous, or at a minimum, co-existential (if that's even a word).

Again, if I have a minute, I will try to find this on YouTube. Very entertaining TV.

[Update: Here's that Op-Ed from the Times. It actually appeared in Sunday's Week in Review section.]

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Monday, November 12, 2007
An Article Full Of More Reasons To Hate People Born In The 80s (And Also Their Parents)
60 Minutes did a story on Sunday about a group they're calling the "Millennials." Basically, they're talking about people that were born in the early 1980s and didn't really have to work for anything in their lives. The article (and 60 Minutes piece) spend a lot of time discussing how these folks function and operate in a work environment where people actually expect them to, get this, work.

"Millennials" is a nice word for them. I could think of a few others that I'd prefer to use, but they're all beyond the pale of print.

You can both read the article and watch the segment here.

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Friday, November 9, 2007
A Delightful, Offbeat Trip To A Simpler Time
Nov 1, 2007
fathalpert
Reading, PA

I was awoken at dawn by the sound of a chainsaw. I sleepily stumbled downstairs to see Mose slaughtering a fresh suckling pig for our breakfast. The aroma of swine blood and honey-buckwheat pancakes with fresh gooseberry jam wafted through the air and my mouth began to water. After our hearty meal we all snuggled under a twisty willow tree...

This is bloody brilliant.

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Thursday, November 8, 2007
The Best Headline Ever
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Update On The Book That Is Actually Getting Published
Good news, everyone!

We've finished the final manuscript edit and have submitted it back to the publisher, as of roughly three minutes ago.

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Monday, November 5, 2007
Nano Update
Word Count (projected): 8333
Word count (actual): 467

To say that I'm unproductive would be an understatement. I'm almost anti-productive. And in addition to being anti-productive, the 467 words that I have written are horseshit of the worst kind. I can't turn back now, though. I'm clinging to those 467 terrible words. Well, the words aren't terrible, just their order on the page.

It's my plan to get in the 4000 range by the end of the week, which will still leave me disastrously off pace, but I'll at least be slightly more pleased with myself.

Slightly.

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Friday, November 2, 2007
The Most Amazing Stat You'll Ever See
Courtesy of Tyler Kepner of the New York Times [Thanks, Rob Neyer]:

"Since Game 4 of the 2004 ALCS - the night Boston began its epic comeback from three games down against the Yankees - (Alex) Rodriguez has come to the plate with 38 runners on base, over the span of 59 at-bats. He left every single one on base, going 0-for-27, right through the Yanks' Division Series loss to Cleveland this month."


Ladies and gentleman, your $350 million dollar man.

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Thursday, November 1, 2007
Nano, Nano
It's that time of year again: time to sign up for a novel writing contest that I'll ignore until the last minute, then not finish while complaining that I never write anything anymore.

Anyway, it's called NaNoWriMo, and it stands for National Novel Writing Month. The goal: write a novel of 50,000 words in 30 days or less. The prize: knocking something off of your "One Day" list (as in "One Day, I'll write a novel ..."), a proud sense of accomplishment and a hastily-written and sloppily-edited novel.

I, myself, have reaped two benefits from this exercise. In 2002, I "won," completing Frank Black (a novel of 53,000+ words) in 17 writing days (26 overall). NaNoWriMo was also the impetus for Nick, Josh and myself to start YPR, after rejections started piling up and we needed a place to publish our own material. These days, YPR is a thriving example of how mediocrity can succeed on the InterWeb.

So come on, America. Get writing!

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