Nov 1, 2007
fathalpert
Reading, PA

I was awoken at dawn by the sound of a chainsaw. I sleepily stumbled downstairs to see Mose slaughtering a fresh suckling pig for our breakfast. The aroma of swine blood and honey-buckwheat pancakes with fresh gooseberry jam wafted through the air and my mouth began to water. After our hearty meal we all snuggled under a twisty willow tree...

This is bloody brilliant.

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