Last night, a significant portion (read: all) of my friends on the InterWeb were in town for a Junkiness summit. Matt and Darci, as classically trained song-and-dance people, put together a little number for the monthly Ritalin Reading series that took place last night at Mo Pitkin's House of Class. I had heard rumblings that this guy would be postponing his commute back to hell (i.e. Long Island) until much later in the evening and that this guy would be in the area as well. I had also heard a rumor that this guy would be around as well. Wayne and Dennis were there, but apparently Zuniga was too busy hanging out across town and couldn't deign to make it over to hang with us. When I see him later in the week, I'm going to give him a metaphoric kick in the johnson.

Anyway, here are some choice tidbits that came out (no pun intended in one instance) last night:

-- Katz's Deli is still the best place to get a sandwich

-- Joan Jett and Carmen Electra have been seen "hanging out" together quite a bit lately. The going rumor is that they are set to come out as a couple at the Dinah Shore LPGA event later this month. You can't make this stuff up. Well, you can, but it's nowhere near as entertaining.

-- Ben Greenman has punked both Johnny Carson and Jimmy Connors.

-- Matt equates seeing Victor Garber to getting head from Jennifer Garner

Labels: Johnny Carson, Katz's Deli, women's golf