Have you seen the fake fellatio pictures that are going around of Idol's resident Jersey trash? What's that you say? You have not?

Well, here you go. NSFW.

Also, I did see a moose. Actually, a family of them, on the side of Interstate 89 around 7:30 this morning. They are large animals. As I saw them, I started thinking, if one of these animals was injured and taken to the veterinarian, which kind of veterinary specialist would take the lead: large animal or wildlife? It's a not-so intersting quandary, but a revealing look at my psyche.

Labels: American Idol, moose, New Jersey